Bonc’s Dominate Alum Creek race.

TITO CROSSES THE FINISH LINE

The Alum Creek race was held this past Saturday May 21, 2010 amid beautiful blue sky and warm wind and water. Unable to capitalize on their home field (or should I say home mud puddle) advantage the Cows were udderly humiliated by the relentless onslaught of the BONC’s far superior tactical mooneuverings. When this reporter suggested to one dejected cow that the Boncs had eaten their lunch he responded “what’s it to you, you didn’t even race.” While not technically true, I did attempt-t to race but was unable to make it to the starting line. Due no doubt to some bazaar isolated central Ohio wind phenomenon.

Winning 4 out of 5 heats, Bonc’s own TITO sent the Cows out to pasture. Way to go TITO.